14 de julio de 2008

Religions of the world

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Taoism: Shit happens

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage

Zen: What is the Sound of Shit Happening?

Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism: Confucious say, “Shit Happens”

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve it

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”

Unitarian: What is This Shit?

Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again

Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit



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