Taoism: Shit happens
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage
Zen: What is the Sound of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucious say, “Shit Happens”
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve it
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens”
Unitarian: What is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit
